A traditional doctor gets paid to push pills, vaccinate, radiate, and basically exterminate people. No different than a contract killer—except the hit man is more honest, as he doesn’t claim to be helping humanity. Holistic medicine is the only way to go.

“I don’t punch walls, because walls don’t punch back. I also don’t punch things …”

“The book wasn’t half bad. But only because I only read half of it.”

“I won't discuss non-discussable things with her, like the sound of silence or t…”

“I’ll only date a girl if she has a lot of class. And if she is 18, I don’t care…”