A triangle has three points, just like the number of horns my ex had (she was 50% more evil than Satan).

“Hiring managers claim they don’t discriminate, but that’s simply not true. The …”

“My expectations are sky low, because I’m standing on a mountaintop.”

“I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that…”

“I love Blue Ribbon coffee, and she loves Red Ribbon coffee. I don’t love her, b…”