A unicorn breathes rainbows like a dragon breathes fire. My coffee breathes Jarod Kintz quotes.

“Of all things possible, the impossible is the only one worth skipping sex for.”

“I’m building a building from scratch, and I’m making it out of a giant itch.”

“How many midgets does it take to take over the world? I’m not sure, but I’d gue…”

“On any job application I ever do, if they want my references, I always list the…”