A uniform is like a paint job on a person. I like women who drive cars that are painted like Catholic school girls.

“Bricks could be used to line the pockets of the politicians, the way the people…”

“Cats are magicians. They can make my erections disappear. All they have to do i…”

“Just like trying to ice skate on two sticks of butter in the desert, my love fo…”

“Every morning I cheer on my Cheerios, but I don’t really want them to win. Secr…”