A volt is a measure of power, and the same can be said when people revolt.

“I don’t collect awards, I collect empty trophy cases. Once my collection is lar…”

“I have a cigarette for a penis. Except when I get sexually aroused it turns int…”

“His voice is like 999 one-winged vultures, all flapping in unison, while 333 ho…”

“I like wearing a blindfold while watching movies, so that I can focus on the di…”