A whisper is like the shadow of a shout. My shout’s a little too green if I let it grow in my neighbor’s yard.

“Even though I buried our love in a coffin, it isn’t dead. No, our love is very …”

“I want to write a movie called “The Movie.” Clever title, no?”

“After the first meal with a new girlfriend’s family, I always like to say, “Wil…”

“I drink sleep, but not like I drink coffee. I chug one and sip the other.”