A whisper is the shadow of a shout, and I keep a few in my wallet to use at the strip club on rainy nights.

“I don’t get the phrase, “Cut to the chase.” When I’m exasperated with all the v…”

“I’d like to spend money on a wallet, but if I spent money on a wallet, I’d have…”

“A brick could be used as a headstone. Or the instrument that proves “until deat…”

“I eat spaghetti with my fingers, because it reminds me of me running my fingers…”