A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.

“If a man is powerful, then his rival must therefore also be powerful. The other…”

“Pillow talk always puts me to sleep. I’d rather chat about bed sheets, which ca…”

“I’ll put an oven mitt on before I handle anything hot—including my penis.”

“A brick could replace the eagle as the symbol for the United States of America.…”