A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?

“Mosquito snobs sit on STOP signs trying to get out all the red.”

“I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hung…”

“Who inspires me to write? My clone. I just want him to appreciate me as a perso…”

“If your toaster isn’t working, stick your sword in the bread slot, and see if t…”