A wink and a glance walk into a bar. I know because I saw it out of the corner of my eye.

“You can read until you’re blue in the face, but I’d recommend writing until you…”

“I spoke the word “moo” into a glass of water, hoping to change the structure of…”

“Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake fo…”

“If you had a clone, I wouldn’t care which one of you two I dated. It’d be the s…”