A woman I had sex with is carrying my child, because God has made it so that my hands are full. They’re full of hope for the future.

“A cat purring on your lap while you sip hot tea, is there anything better? Oh, …”

“Ever since the day I came out of the womb, I’ve had impeccable timing. For exam…”

“My first coaching experience led to a 77-0 defeat. But that’s not so bad, consi…”

“Drinks heavily loaded with ice are reasonably effective, but the best way to co…”