A woman in a box—a great gift for the husband who has everything.

“I clench your love in my butt cheeks, along with all my hard-earned cash.”

“Would you like your cyanide as it is, or by some other name?”

“I may have a point, but that still leaves me two points shy of a three-point tu…”

“A brick could be used to assuage your sense that life isn't real. Hold it in yo…”