A writer should be a recluse. Why share words with a few friends in the moment when they can be written down in solitude and shared with everybody at any time?

“A brick could be placed in the center of a silver platter, surrounded by leafy …”

“Who leads the world in consumption? America! Who has more lawyers per capita? A…”

“Cupid, that chubby cherub love dispenser, is dead. But before he died, he appoi…”

“My penis, when inflated, does not qualify as a flotation device, no matter how …”