A zebra is the piano of the animal kingdom. And I am the flute at the nudist colony, if you know what I mean.

“I am the sum of all somes, with a few scattered nones and nuns thrown in (thoug…”

“A blanket could be used to wrap up a case.
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“I use a roll of paper towels like a conveyer belt of dryness.”

“Do you need some birthday dick? I once got dick for my birthday—my first birthd…”