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“I converted my mechanical toothbrush into an electric screwdriver. Now it more …”

“In a recent Gallup poll conducted in France while riding a horse, two out of th…”

“I made you a logo. It’s supposed to represent you as a person, and that’s why i…”

“Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probably still be in my b…”