According to me I have hypochondria. So if I say I suffer from a condition where a person thinks they suffer from everything, it’s a giant loop! Nobody can say I don’t suffer from it because just by saying I suffer from it I am showing the symptoms of suffering from it.

“I don’t have time to kill you, and you don’t have time to die, because I’m not …”

“A brick could be used to crush grapes. If that sounds unnecessarily cruel, then…”

“Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surel…”

“I must be pregnant, because I’m craving some strange food. Right now I feel lik…”