After all, my young Dodger, what exactly are you? A stalwart young man, plucky and brave and apparently without fear? Or, possibly, I suggest, a street urchin with a surfeit of animal cunning and the luck of Beelzebub himself.

“Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone…”

“One of my predecessors used to have people torn to death by wild tortoises. It …”

“There's always a story. It's all stories, really. The sun coming up every day i…”

“He was certain he was anorectic, because every time he looked in a mirror he sa…”