After dinner I told her I wouldn’t put away the plates, because I might cause an earthquake (plate tectonics).

“The first step to running a successful business, is printing out pictures of al…”

“I think the most heavenly food is fluffy white clouds.”

“I’m stoic like a statue of Stonewall Jackson. I’d make a great U.S. President, …”

“I know the secret number of the universe. It’s one, for the individual in searc…”