After my first coaching experience, the field looked more like Gettysburg than a normal defeat. But it wasn’t that bad, as only about half my team lay dead, while the rest were merely dying.

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“For me, it’s not about winning an award. It’s also about not even being nominat…”

“Aside from the fact that you’re not my son, and I’m not a woman, do you think I…”