After you die, you're going to hell for being a dishonest bastard, and you'll burn for eternity."

The guy snatched his hand back. "I don't believe in Hell."

"Most people don't until they get there." Mab smiled at him. "Of course, if you stop lying and cheating, you can probably redeem yourself. If not, have them put marshmallows in your coffin. There's a bight side to everything, I always say.

Autor: Jennifer Crusie