Ah, Mastery of the Five Elements!"
"Is that the one we want?" I asked.
"No, but a good one. How to tame the five essential elements of the universe - earth, air, water, fire, and cheese!"
"Cheese?

“Nereus spun and expanded, turning into a killer whale, but I grabbed his dorsal…”

“We had enough quite enough snobbery in this world without exporting it to the h…”

“Most problems look worse than they are. nothing is unfixable.”

“Did you bring me a rat?""He has no time for rats, George.""No time for rats? Th…”