All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

“I am a rebel! But I don’t want people to agree with my views, because if everyo…”

“In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical.”

“It occurs to me to devise mental tests on myself to see if I am who I think I a…”

“I’ll give you a treat to get in your cage. I’m rewarding you for punishing you.…”