All my best writing was written before 1982, and then a significant event happened to me: I was born.

“What I call talking to God, you may call talking to myself. Of course, I’m flat…”

“I would eat my soup in silence, but it’s alphabet soup. They’re all capital let…”

“A statue shaped like a mute. It will leave you speechless.”

“Sometimes I’ll be walking along, thinking, and I’ll kick up some dust and I’ll …”