All my writing is translated from Gibberish directly into Nonsense. So if my writing offends you, then don’t blame me—blame the translator.

“I’m world famous. Throughout the globe—north, south, east, and west—there are l…”

“Siamese twins have it great because one can jack off while the other talks dirt…”

“I’m for a big government. A big government contraction.”

“Apricots are like cute furry pets you can eat—legally.”