An apple’s core principle it to not get eaten. And who wants to eat the core of an apple anyway?

“I have a great golf swing. I just wish I had someone to push me on it.”

“The temperature in the room seems to have gone up about ten degrees. My armpits…”

“If I asked people how many people there are in the world, I’ll bet more than ha…”

“Going to bed at sunrise, I find a blindfold helps me sleep. Also, I like it whe…”