An author named Arthur Arthurson would write about art, love, and road kill in Kenya. And I’d read him because I’m a meat eater and car enthusiast.

“I’d like a peach cobbler. Georgia shoemakers are tasty.”

“Don’t raise your hand to ask a question, or I’ll give you a surprise high five.”

“The US is at a point where just when the people imagine things can’t get any wo…”

“His name was Chase, so to make things interesting, I gave him a bit of a head s…”