An ear shaped like a question mark is not receptive to life’s answers.

“I’ve just awarded myself a trophy for bicycling. It’s big and it only has one w…”

“My sword can cut through butter like water. Likewise, my tongue can cut through…”

“You shit sheep shapes, and I shit wolves as brown as bark. It’s all politics.”

“I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs.”