An elephant trunk is a metaphor for a penis. But not just any penis—my penis.

“If somebody pushed you down a well, I’d rush over and toss you a bucket, becaus…”

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“People say I can handle pressure, but there is one sporting competition where i…”

“Everybody knows love is a universal language, but not many people know it only …”