And benefits? Just getting to breathe the same air as the distinguished guests that’ll scoff and sneer at me is more reward than I could imagine this side of heaven.

“Smaller plates discourage gluttony. But so does dining with dwarves.”

“I love the way the color lavender smells, and the way the color salmon tastes. …”

“I brought horny in a brown paper bag from home that I’ll break out at lunchtime…”

“Fear is like a car. Either you control it, or you let it paralyze you.”