And he couldn't know because he hadn't been left with an unkeepable promise, because he wasn't me.

“I think if you went back to the eighteenth century and you asked a fifteen year…”

“It doesn’t matter how long we’ve used something; all that matters is how awesom…”

“I don't want to hear another negative word about cheerleaders. If it weren't fo…”

“I liked Augustus Waters. I really, really, really liked him. I liked the way hi…”