And so as much as I can, I care about her, dear Deborah. It's probably not love, but I would rather she were happy.

“I came, I saw, I blew chunks.”

“Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generall…”

“It's terrible to have to depend on someone else.”

“This night it would happen, had to happen. Just as it had happened before. Just…”