And these are your reasons, my lord?"
"Do you think I have others?" said Lord Vetinari. "My motives, as ever, are entirely transparent."
Hughnon reflected that 'entirely transparent' meant either that you could see right through them or that you couldn't see them at all.

“Interesting thing, these fellows never seem to get the idea of perspective-'The…”

“I would like you to teach [the orcs] civilised behaviour," said Ladyship coldly…”

“... and all those frogs going 'Rabbit, rabbit'...""I think, sir, that it was 'R…”

“And people think she killed him?" said Miss Tick. She sighed. "They probably th…”