Andrew is such a diplomatic name. Or at least it is for the first three letters, as and is a word that works hard to join things together and promote cohesiveness.

“In the interview I was told that I’d be replacing Robert, who was a robot. The …”

“I’m so lonely, I just need somebody to call me—even if it’s a wrong number. I’m…”

“If I were a paper pusher for a living, I’d be pissed if my coworkers moved my d…”

“If I spent ten years in prison, I’d probably come to value the small things in …”