Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times.

“Dear cat, your ears are flipped inside out, so I know you’re not listening to a…”

“When I need to be in two places at once, make two decisions at once, that’s wha…”

“My shoes are scuffed and dirty from dancing. The grave of my enemy is where I g…”

“When there’s no more food, only the anorexics will be amped up. And I’ll be the…”