Anything more than 5/10ths makes me tense

“I put the “org” in organic. I also put it in orgasm and orgy.”

“If I were a hermaphrodite, and someone told me to go fuck myself, I'd reply, "W…”

“Do something productive, like painting or procrastinating or protesting—which i…”

“I’d drive a thousand miles just to learn how to conserve gas and help save the …”