Are you an Is there? or a There isn’t! kind of person? I’m more of an Is there isn’t? kind of guy.

“You can’t be the best all the time. But that’s what clones are for—to be you wh…”

“Black holes are darker than magic markers, but not as black as my mood.”

“I’m drinking your reply. Maybe isn’t too hot or cold, so I’m chugging it.”

“I would visit Hawaii, but I’m not that strong of a swimmer. My strength is all …”