Are you smarter than my brain in a jar? Have a pickle while you ponder it.

“Charity can be a good thing. But the only cause I’ll support is because. Don’t …”

“I want to write a song based on my own childbirth. Of course, this is all a bit…”

“All I could do was laugh, but it wasn’t funny. I find it incredibly sad to be t…”

“She yawned so loudly that I wanted to use her mouth as a putt putt golf hole.”