Art books are filled with interesting images. And that’s cool and all, but I look more for the nudes.

“I called the cops to see if I had a rap sheet. I do, and it rhymes.”

“After our date, I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally…”

“My brother was a great swimmer. He was as fast as a shark. Well, almost. It bea…”

“Pillow talk always puts me to sleep. I’d rather chat about bed sheets, which ca…”