Artists have to have a good eye. And to be great, I'd recommend having two.

“I have three sets of humor. One I keep in a bag of salt, because it’s the dry o…”

“A brick could be used to bring about a pantsless revolution. A zipper is just a…”

“I call my thumb Napoleon, because I rarely ever lose a thumb war. Also because …”

“I just started working the graveyard shift at the cemetery. Come to think of it…”