As a man, I have a strong constitution. But as a document, I’m no Constitution of the United States—as I’m quite a bit wordier, and still intact.

“When someone asks me if I was born in a barn, I always give them a long face. A…”

“Having a clone to bounce ideas off of would be a way to generate more ideas. An…”

“It’s hard to type with gloves on. It’s also hard to type with just an erection.…”

“Because of the age difference, I assumed they were related, mother/daughter. Bu…”