As a storyteller, I appreciate a great tale. As a cat lover, I appreciate a great tail.

“If you see me sitting at a dining room table with a clean plate and bowl in fro…”

“If it’s been more than 24 hours, you call the cops and I’ll buy the flowers. I’…”

“A brick could be an object to measure your life against. Are you square, rigid,…”

“If I were silent and invisible, I’d fear nobody. And if I were tasteless too, n…”