As an animal lover, I don’t like zoos. I feel the only creatures that should be caged behind bars are politicians, lobbyists, and lawyers. And rapists, but I’ve already listed that three times.

“My facial expression must have looked like a swarm of bees as I drank the hot b…”

“Whenever I schedule an appointment, my general rule of thumb is, tomorrow is be…”

“I’m wearing my political mustache today. If you want to see it, you’ll find it …”

“A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just fol…”