As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon.

“Maybe one day I’ll be a real boy. Maybe then my untruthful nose won’t be longer…”

“I’m a guy who respects boundaries. I require a passport for interpersonal trave…”

“Things can go three ways—left, right, or straight. If you stand on one side, ei…”

“This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So…”