As the Hulk is green, I was bright red. I wasn’t embarrassed, but I was having a Niacin reaction.

“The state of North Carolina, Daisy, and John Wayne walked into a bar, and I sho…”

“I want to make pants out of tuna fish, to accompany my cottage cheese thighs.”

“Question for your life: Let’s say we’re on a date, and I’m being all seductive …”

“An award would be more prestigious if it came with a supplemental income for a …”