Aside from myself, there aren’t too many people trying to be me. That may change in the future, when all my clones arrive.

“Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying…”

“I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.”

“If you were running away from me, down a straight hallway with an oiled hardwoo…”

“I asked if she wanted kids. She said her clock is ticking. I said, That’s becau…”