Aside from the fact that you’re not my son, and I’m not a woman, do you think I’m a good mother?

“Call me Bitter Otter. It’s just a nickname I gave myself. However, a better des…”

“I was a bellman once. A bellman of love. The hospitality industry taught me a l…”

“If I wouldn’t have looked under the hood, I’d have never noticed the problem. B…”

“Bah, Alzheimer’s. Grandma wouldn’t be so forgetful if she didn’t always have di…”