Asparagus is the serpent of the vegetable world.

“A brick could be used as a pettable non-furry and non-meowing cat.
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“The police called it choking, but I called it a two-handed neck hug. That’s how…”

“Question for your life: If you could change War’s name, do you think you’d chan…”

“In Bougainville, the only flower that grows is the Bougainvillea. In Gainesvill…”