At five in the morning, I was half asleep. The whole left side of my body was taking a nap. Seems I’m also always half in love, from my waist down.

“If given the choice, I’d take five ones over a five-dollar bill, because women …”

“My baseball team is called the I Ams. Just me and my clones on the roster. We’r…”

“Thor once took an IQ test, and he was scoring so high that the referees took aw…”

“Governments are too stupid to understand that too much red tape does not bind a…”