Avengers fucking assemble, asshole!"
- Hit Girl

“She was like John Rambo meets Polly Pocket; Dakota Fanning crossed with Death W…”

“Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider…”

“Why don't you just put the whole world in a bottle, Superman?”

“Guess that's thirty-one pieces of silver you've got now, huh? Sleep well, Judas.”