Based solely on the mustache, who would you rather be: Mark Twain, Rollie Fingers, or Frida Kahlo?

“A brick could be used as a musical instrument. But it would take someone as dea…”

“Men are the fleas in the gray beard of God, and I’m just itching to meet Him.”

“I wash my hands before putting them in sanitation gloves.”

“Show me how to lactate, and I’ll be the best mother a father could be.”